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 Rated PG13, contains some strong situations.
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The modern world is miraculous to behold. What a truly amazing and great society we live in, where technology has advanced so much - that CDs are now available for dogs.  Hey now, don't protest, aren't dogs entitled to the same clarity, fidelity, convenience, and listening enjoyment that compact discs provide for humans? Dog's are actually lucky creatures aren't they, because they started right out with the compact disc. They didn't have to fiddle around with bulky and lame sounding 8 track tapes, hissy cassettes, or scratch prone records.  Nope... dogs jumped right to the CD, and apparently just in time too, because as it turns out - dogs are really stressed out - and CDs calm them down.  At least that is what one corporation that makes the dog CDs is saying, and corporations don't lie.

According to them, dogs in today's world are "really really freaked out and they need some good music now." But unlike in the human music world, where consumers are very selective and the artist's name, style, and image are important and have a huge impact on sales, dog's seem to not give a damn about what audio is actually on the CD, just as long as there is a comforting picture of a dog on the front cover.  As a matter of fact, it seems even the companies themselves that sell these CDs don't know what tunes are on the album. 

- Blackout

Credits:

 Gladys - Michael Biggins (Blackout)

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