The Cat Freezer - Cable/DSL
Rated R, contains some strong language,
and disturbing weirdness.
Playing Time:
Approx 25 mins.
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In the spirit of
The Dog Beaters, officer John Dandell teams up with Gladys
Ridgeford once again in a new insane situation: The Cat Freezer
This is the very disturbing story of David, an apparently completely insane
man who has been keeping his cat, Boomer, on ice. No, this is
not a joke. Don’t worry though, animal lovers, because David was smart enough
to wrap Boomer in aluminum foil to keep him nice and fresh inside the freezer
instead of properly burying him because the ground is, well... you know,
so hard and stuff.
When first calling, I had no idea what was going on other than pretending
Gladys was his neighbor and complaining of a cat piss smell. Who knew that
he actually kept a dead cat in his freezer? This call shocked even me. It
all comes down to merry old England and those damn tectonic plates reversing
their polarity and screwing everything up.
This is the un-edited version. The call is going to be edited down
for time.
Credits:
John Dandell - Michael Biggins (Blackout)
Gladys Ridgeford - Michael Biggins
Special thanks to KDK for the number.
(c) 1995-2005 Blackout's Box Studios
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