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 mp3 The Cat Freezer - Cable/DSL

 Rated R, contains some strong language, and disturbing weirdness.

Playing Time:  Approx  25 mins.

   



 
In the spirit of  The Dog Beaters, officer John Dandell teams up with Gladys Ridgeford once again in a new insane situation: The Cat Freezer 

This is the very disturbing story of David, an apparently completely insane man who has been keeping his cat, Boomer,  on ice.  No, this is not a joke. Don’t worry though, animal lovers, because David was smart enough to wrap Boomer in aluminum foil to keep him nice and fresh inside the freezer instead of properly burying him because the ground is, well... you know, so hard and stuff.

 When first calling, I had no idea what was going on other than pretending Gladys was his neighbor and complaining of a cat piss smell. Who knew that he actually kept a dead cat in his freezer? This call shocked even me. It all comes down to merry old England and those damn tectonic plates reversing their polarity and screwing everything up.

This is the un-edited version.  The call is going to be edited down for time.

Credits:

 John Dandell - Michael Biggins (Blackout)
 Gladys Ridgeford - Michael Biggins

 Special thanks to KDK for the number.

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