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Last Update:
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    Welcome to the INSANITY! Open your ears and your mind, cause I have locked foolishness in time.  Hours of fun await you so turn your speakers up and chill out.    Now scroll down or choose something from the Menu! All new sketches and pranks are Now Playing in the B-Box Theater

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Latest update:  7/08/2003

Blackout's Box featured in NEW TIMES!
A special thanks to Courtney Hambright and the staff of the borward/west palm beach paper  New Times, for putting Blackout's Box on the FRONT COVER and making it a feature story!  I love you guys, and I thank you so much for supporting local artists and  for turning more people on to what I'm doing. I Thank you!!!!  Oh... and the names Biggins.... I don't use Bigansky (definatel not Biganski) anymore.  Smirk.

New Blackout's Box CHATROOM!
A bunch of  you have complained so I finally got a new chatroom installed .  CLICK HERE to enter  it right through this website, or if you have mIRC (an internet relay chat program), the room is #BlackoutsBox on the irc.centralchat.net server, port 6667 .With this new chatroom, it is always on with bots to protect from a$$holes, and you can register your nickname.  Click here to read more info on how to do that. cIt also has all the standard IRC chat features and won't boot you out if you idle too long, so now you can sit and wait for other Box fans for as long as you'd like!.

Blackout's Box Broadband
The first replay of Blackout's Box LIVE done in stereo and broadband is now online.  Click here to listen but remember you need DSL or a cable modem and Winamp 2.9 or Realplayer set as your MP3 player. Windowns media does not work well as a streaming MP3 player.

Buttworm
The first in a series of revenge calls on a disgusting chinese buffet restaurant that should not be allowd to serve food. Check it out.

The Quanicles II!?!?
Is Quan still alive and living at his parents house all this time later? On the last Blackout's Box LIVE we called him back, years later. Was it him or just some gay guy who now lives at that address who wants to watch porn?

Happy Birthday Blackout! (6/21/03)
It's my birthday! Yaaaaayy!! I made it another year on this odd plain of existence. Feel free to send any wacky presents (although no more deep fryers please) to Blackout's Box Studios Suite 111, 7400 NW 51st St, Ft Lauderdale FL, 33319. This year is the big one as far as getting my ass in gear and pushing Blackout's Box to the next level.   I want to thank every single one of you guys  for your support, and thanks for all the bithday e-mails,  I love all of you very much!!! Awwww.... I may even do a surprise broadcast tonight.

Winamp added for download
The best way to listen to Blackout's Box LIVE radio over the internet is with Winamp.  Download here free.

Blackout's Box LIVE 24/7?!?!
Blackout's Box LIVE! is now on 24 hours a day via a Live365 server until our shoutcast server is ready.  If you happen to miss the LIVE show on Thursday (shame on you), don't worry, you can now hear previous shows and bits from Blackout's Box LIVE (the LIVE internet radio verison of this site) 24/6 by clicking here on Blackout's Box RADIO.   Then on Thursday nights from 9 to MIDNIGHT eastern standard time, it's BLACKOUT'S BOX LIVE.  Where we do the show live and take your calls at 1-866-GO-ON-AIR (1-866-466-6247).

New Prank: Doggy Ease
Gladys is back trying to calm her dog down and maybe get a date in this latest Blackout's Box call.  
Now Playing  in the BLACKOUT'S BOX THEATER

New Bulletin Board Update
The bulletin boards have finally been upgraded to 6.5 of Ultimate Bulletin Board software so there are now a bunch of new features available.  One of which is the neat little window on the right that lets everyone know the latest posts.  If you've been to Blackout's Box before but you haven't joined the bulletin boards, what are you waiting for?  Now there are PRIVATE messages, full user profiles, stats, avatars, and tracking of who's online currently so you can page other users and meet them in the chat room if you'd like. There's also much better control, editing, moderators, ip logging and blocking to keep out a-holes, and a bunch of other good stuff to keep the expanding Blackout's Box community happy! Click here to join the discussion in the ultimate digital hippie universe of the Blackout's Box Bulletin Boards! They're free and fun, and you might even meet some interesting people.

New movie up:  Y-Man Returns
I have gone through some of my old video tapes and preserved them to digital.  See what happens when a teenager gets inspiration from a radio contest, gets a boat and jumps into a pond in the mall. Check it out, it's now playing  in the BLACKOUT'S BOX THEATER

Blackout's Box 2.0 almost here!
Check out a preview by clicking here!  It's time to give this site a face lift! Prepare for Blackout's Box 2.0, coming soon. All new and easier layout, cleaner navigation and graphics, and much more insane media for your enjoyment. Plus, all new movies, pranks, sketches and radio shows coming online! 

New movies up: Milky and Hair Catastrophe II.
Part of the Blackout tortures Pharris series:  See it now in the NOW PLAYING section. Pharris gets some trim and Pharris gets some milk.

New Prank Up - The Evil Kazoo Player!
Other titles that would have been just as fitting are: "The House Of Sin", "Schizophrenia", "Is This Real?", "Kicking it like a Jugergad", "Your Dog Knows More than You Think He Does", or "Don’t act like the Cadbury Bunny".  Check it out now in the NOW PLAYING section.

NEW PRANK UP: Operation: Turbo Boost!
Not all cars are made equal, and this particular 1989 Honda Civic is unlike any other Honda Civic ever made, at least after the Rrrrrrooksnitchzien automobile refurbishing corporation got through with it! Click here to listen!

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download it here free!
 
Real Audio has upgraded their player again to the RealOne player. I know they are getting really annoying with how many times they change their player, but the sound quality is much better if you have RealPlayerG2 or better. Now you can download the free version right from my site by clicking on any of the realONEplayer icons. Please note, if you have an older machine (less than a pentium II), it is better to run an older version of RealPlayer such as RealPlayerG2 or RealPlayer8 which you can find here.

Please pardon our dust...as the insanity revamps...
Greetings fellow nutballs, Blackout here, coming at you with what you have been waiting for, some MAJOR Blackout's Box updates and all NEW material! You will notice that the layout of the site has changed somewhat and I have tried to make the navigation clearer and easier to get to what you want, however, this site has been up for over 6 years now so there are still a lot the old format (ugly) pages up. Please pardon the dust and bear with me as the site is re-vamped.  From now on, all new material will always be in the Blackout's Box Theater NOW PLAYING section, and I also encourage you to get involved in the COMMUNITY section, where you can talk to myself and other Blackout's Box users in the bulletin boards and chat room, and also sign up for the Blackout's Box mailing list which will keep you posted on all new material and the status of the TV and radio show. Thanks and enjoy! - Blackout

Blackout is back!
No, I did not die!  Due to some personal issues I haven't updated the site for a while, my father died and unfortunately because of a distanced relationship we had, he never got to experience any of my Blackout's Box material and you can't make prank calls to the other side. But have no fear, I apologize for my absence and want to let you know I am back and I have missed you all! Look in the next week for new material and archives from the live radio show, as well as more info on the Blackout's Box - the Insanity Volume III. Plus some possible collaborative efforts with other talented folks.

NEW GLADYS PRANK UP!  Get the MP3.
"I've never had coffee with you, I own a green jeep," the woman on the other end of the line yells at Gladys, as if owning a green jeep causes one to not be able to have coffee with someone… this is a classic random prank of complete and utter miscommunication and idiocy, starring our favorite old lunatic bitch - Gladys Ridgeford. Check it out now in the NOW PLAYING section. This is also the first Blackout's Box prank available as a downloadable MP3.

Malinda Wakes Up!
Another short film from Blackout's Box! Click here to see.

Christopher Walken teaches History.
What? You skipped class? Don't worry, you can take this home schooling course and catch up on your knowledge of the Civil War.

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BLACKOUT'S BOX LIVE is a live internet radio show that includes comedy, talk, philosophy, improv, interviews, special guests, pranks, artists, music,  mayhem & much much more! It's creativity alive and in your face.  It's everything that this site and the upcoming TV show is all about, but LIVE and INTERACTIVE, because you can call in and become PART OF THE SHOW by simply dialing 1-866-GO-ON AIR. That translates to 1-866-466-6247 (but the "go on air" is probabaly easier to remember). To listen to last week's show, just click here or on the above poster. To listen to the LIVE show, come to this site Thursday nights between 9pm and midnight eastern time and just click on the link to listen. You can also enter the chatroom during the show, where folks from all over the world gather and talk to eachother as the show goes on.  TECHNICAL NOTES: You will need Winamp 2.9 or Realplayer installed as your MP3 player for the live stream link to work correctly, so if you don't have either of them, go download and install them by clicking on the according links.  They are both free. After all that, don't forget to come join the creative community in the Blackout's Box Bulletin boards .

now playing IN THE BLACKOUT'S BOX THEATER:

yman

The Evil Kazoo Player

Operation: Turbo Boost

 

 Malinda Wakes up
 


What happens when a little girl doesn't have a conscience? Welcome to the strange and sick world of Malinda. See for yourself what a day is like for her.

 

 
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